Just talked myself out of a nearly level 10 panic attack (the kind where your heart beats like you’re running at full speed for absolutely no reason and your life starts to flash before your eyes bc you are convinced this is actually the end) all by myself in under 5 mins. That usually takes like an hour WITH help.
Still feeling shitty but yknow
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!
I CAN HEAR HER
i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
Look at his face. He’s so worried that he ruined it and messed up all their hard work and she’s just like ‘Hm, I like it!’ and makes him smile because she loves him. I love this movie.
And then 5 mins later she dies and so do I