(Something witty)

My name's Autumn Angel and I'm a cat lady, frequent hair dyer, face-maker-upper, cosmetics collector, art supplies hoarder, cemetery explorer, and pale as can be.

Autumn Documents Anxiety/Panic

Just talked myself out of a nearly level 10 panic attack (the kind where your heart beats like you’re running at full speed for absolutely no reason and your life starts to flash before your eyes bc you are convinced this is actually the end) all by myself in under 5 mins. That usually takes like an hour WITH help.

Still feeling shitty but yknow

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph, via ruinedchildhood)

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub, via fuckyeahloldemort)

titaniagigante:

mimimariet:

An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!

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I CAN HEAR HER

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via lucyswankson)

Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

(Source: capecodcollegiate, via gerardave)

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

(Source: vitstrips, via gerardave)

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via gerardave)

touchinthebutts:

Look at his face. He’s so worried that he ruined it and messed up all their hard work and she’s just like ‘Hm, I like it!’ and makes him smile because she loves him. I love this movie.

And then 5 mins later she dies and so do I

(Source: adrianivashkov, via gerardave)